Louisiana...Again! (Baton Rouge)

On the road, once again. I have a feeling I've got a couple more of these trips ahead of me. Baton Rouge this time. I wasn't really there long enough to give an accurate discription. The staff, nice LSU students. The town shitty on the outside nice in the middle. The people, good and bad, has a lot of refugees from New Orleans. You know how I feel about that. (Please just wait around, don't go and actually try to make your life better, wait till you can't wait any more and keep bitchin' about waiting, and how noone's helping, and wait. The evenings, understaffed, not prepared for busy nights. Me.. irratated because I have to talk to a ton of irrate guests because we weren't prepared for a busy night and I have to fix problems caused by decisions not made by me. Conclusion = Staff for expected busy nights. I mean Shit, my store isn't even open yet and I still read the email that said "staff heavy for busy days after christmas, be prepared." Hey I have an idea, maybe we should read and follow our emails. Noooo!! They're just there for sending each other pics of our dogs miserably dressed in halloween costumes and then laughing until milk shoots out of our nose. (milk can also be substituted by beer, but that stings.)

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays

I hope everyone has a fantastic Christmas. I've had the best day so far. Gotta go and listen to my new Video Ipod while playing Xbox360... Yes I am bragging!! Yes I am spoiled, but I spoil. I'm going to have a kid one day so I can whip their ass in Madden. Merry Christmas All!!

Merry Redlights and Happy Traffic Times!

It's Christmas time. Like you didn't know! I love the traffic around Mobile. I'm going to try to get a picture of it, I'm just to scared to take my hands off of the wheel while I'm driving. It'll have to be when I'm stopped which is pretty much the whole time, so I should be able to get a shit-load of them. The urban planners, city engineers really have their heads up their ass. I've only ever seen traffic like this before near large cities, places like D.C. and New York. Their is one major difference, those cities host like 2 to 3 million people. Mobile population= 300,000. Whats wrong this. It's not just rush hour, It's not just because it's christmas time, it doesn't help, but it's all the time. It takes me over thirty minutes to go about 2 miles down the road. By the time I'm at my destination, I'm all white knuckles and I've lost a little hair. I actually once thought traffic in Tallahassee was bad, until I moved here. Oh, how I long for that beautiful stretch of road with just 10 cars on it! Oh and how the hell do some of these people afford gas. Shit, gas casts more then some of the cars they're in. That's kinda like a guy I know, 250,000 thousand dollar car parked in a 150,000 house. And they're the worst drivers out there... I guess they don't have to worry about their car. Well, I've waited long enough and procrastinated, now I'm going to the mall tonight, probably the worst night to go and buy a few more items on the list. Wish me luck...I'm going to need it.

Black Friday = Crazy People

Excuse me sir, when your done standing on my head do you think you could hand me my wig?
Has anyone seen the video where all of these people rush (riot) into walmart the day after thanksgiving? They start knocking each other over, pushing and shoving. Then some fall down and they step on them to get into walmart. One woman falls over and her wig flies across the floor. She's in pain, people are stepping on her and kicking her and the first thing she does is reach out and grab for her wig. "my reebs sho' hurt, I hope noone can see me bald heed" Girl, we just broadcast it around the world!
I can't believe people, how can someone go nuts because the are selling an item 3 dollars cheaper then they do normally any other day! Do you think the twenty dollars Wig Lady would have saved is worth the pain and embarressment she now faces. I betcha she wishes she stayed home and had leftover turkey! Do we blame the -Marts for creating this hysteria, by discounting crappy items hoping it would confuse shoppers into compulse-buying 10 other items marked up. Or do we blame the media who have hyped up this day recently so much they pray and drool for a shopping riot to break out so they can set up camaras and win 5 seconds of higher ratings. I blame them both, the retailers add to the pandemonium by having special hours and savings (thank god I bought this the day after Thankgiving- I saved a whole two bucks on the barbie my 5 year-old wants and will throw away in two months), and the media for setting up camara in the seediest places in the US in hopes of catching people who have waited in line 12 hours for the tickle-my-privates-while-saying-my-name-Elmo to pull weapons out and blow everyone away because the store only received three of them!! Silly Bastards...
Screw Thanksgiving, everyone grab your wigs and hurry up, we gots' to wait in line.. K-Marts opening early(wait a minute they're open 24 hours aren't they?) Shoot, they fooled us again this year!
Have fun everyone. I'm doing all my shopping on-line again this year. Happy Holidays!!

Hiring center NOW OPEN

Sorry Dude. (with the gold grill...teeth) Can't hire you as a Host. Nope sorry can't hire you. Have a nice day.
Great life decision man.