Guess who just beat Alabama?

Are you F...ing crazy!!

Went to dinner last night in Orlando for work. Can't complain when work pays, and thank god they did because I ordered a bourbon and it was 12 bucks!! There is two exclamation marks cause I am totally shocked that anyone would have they balls to charge 12 bucks a drink. 1 drink pays for 1 bottle. Man, if I had charged like this at my restaurant then I would have made alot more money then I did, but then noone would have drank there. Orlando= crazy expensive.. People who like Orlando=crazy idiots.

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Allright, I had to erase some posts. The David Hasselhoff shit had to go. I posted it as a joke, but I think it was starting to look a little creepy. Maybe I'll post the one with him eating the burger when he was wasted. That one cracks me up.
I am looking at the blog and I'm gonna have to redo some of it. I've been trying out new services and thinking about what to do. Text America is pissing me off because they closed their free service and you can't even get on to it anymore, so my pictures are looking outdated. I mean I don't even know where the razor cellphone pic came from!! They claimed they were going to erase them from their server, guess what Text America? They are still there. They won't even let me get access to my own pictures. Noone sign up and pay them any money!
I'll post ya later!

Leaping blindfolded...

I have great news. There is a lot of changes coming our way. New job, new home, new lifestyle, new location. New, new, new. My wife has just told me that I am High! No way, I don't inhale anything that would make me high. I have of course had a few beverages. (thats not high, thats drunk) Anyway, I have four days left at my job. I have quit and I have gotten a new job. We are moving to Columbia, SC and I have weekends off. Oh yeah! and Holidays. I don't have to deal with stupid customers anymore. "Oh I ordered this drink, but I don't like it. I dont want to pay for it. I was just curiuos." Who effing' does that?
P.S. liquor is 20% cheaper in South Carolina... SCORE

Happy New Year!

Big Changes coming this year. Not that we haven't had any big changes in the past two years!! Found out that Text America is going to begin to charge people for accounts. They used to be free. (I hope they go out of business.) Don't they realize the most successfull sites on the web are free. Microsoft won the browser wars by offering a free browser, google gives free websearches, YOUTUBE=FREE, etc. Idiots!! Ad based subscriptions are the only way to succeed. I'll find a free service which will provide the same thing. Or someone will create a new free service and completely put text america out of business. TA if you are reading this you are making a huge mistake. The average person is not gonna pay 100 dollars a year to send cam pics to your website. Except maybe professional bloggers, but they make money. How do professional bloggers make money you may ask? Umm, by selling ads on their website's!! Hint, Text america, Hint!! Just ask Pink!!

Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!! Publish

a funny Bush video

Bush as a Jedi knight

David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - www.pipex.com advertisment

Why does the Hoff make me laugh so much... He's a genius I tell you, a GENIUS!!!

Dork of the month...

I just read that last blog of mine.. What a dork I am. I can't believe I wrote that. Anyway I'm enjoying my two days off, (together) I can't believe it. It is so nice to have them together, It's like a weekend. Time for a new job. I used to think that having different hours than anyone else was nice. I believe now that I am wrong. I want the same hours as other people. I want weekends....

XBOX 360

I have recently become completely addicted to xbox live on the new 360... Holy cow, do the 12 year olds just sit there and play all day long. They all totally kick my ass. I'm doing OK I usually end up in the middle when it comes to scoring (thank god the 6 year olds aren't cordinated yet.) Anyway if your thinking about getting a Xbox360... Do It. Buy one and play online. Call of Duty rules.. I need to run. I got like 3 friends online right now. Till next time!...

WHAT THE...

I think I was drinkin' big time,
Apparently I was hittin' the Jim Beam Quite a bit and Wrote the next post. Please excuse the spelling errors and the gramatical mistakes (Did somone say Steak) I will talk to you later, perhaps sobering p would be good.

Back to Biloxi... NOT!!!

What would you do? You get moved by your company to live in Biloxi, from Florida!! You live there and open a business while managing 70 individuals. You're there for four months and then a hurricane hits, you lose almost everything you own. You spend four months traveling around and finally settle in Mobile, AL... You live in Mobile for 7 months, open another unit hire 90 plus individuals and get it running smooth, things finally start to settle down, and then your boss comes to you and tells you... You need to go back to Biloxi to reopen the unit...
Anyone? Anyone?...
Yeah exactly... Nope, nada, NAY, Thou shalt not return to the hole that is BIloxi, Mississippi...
Katrinawas sent by something to clean he earth of the dirty boil that had sprouted on it's surface.
PLEASE go visit and enjoy your gambling, don't forget to stop by the local Walmart to get some PBR on the way home...
( think there is something in the air that tells retired people to go and play penny slots... Wahoo!! I just got three cherries, I think thats five bucks winnings, shit I only put four in the machine, How much did I win??)

Mobile Leprechauns

OK, the leprechaun thing is getting national attention now. I have family up in Philly who's talking about it even. Hell it was on Howard Stern. Do these people know what kinda idiots they look like? I guess not. There's even My Space sites dedicated to it, http://www.myspace.com/emceelepracon This website is so amusing and so creative. It really shows us what kind of laughter we would miss without the ability to make fun of people. I am still laughing, I don't know when I'll stop...

Neglected but not forgotten....... Plus Leprechauns

It has been some time since I have added anything to this page. A lot has happened since then, I opened the doors on a 4.5 million dollar a year restaurant. It is doing fabulous. I have adopted about 56 children. That’s being nice calling them children because they are much more demanding than children. Brian, Brian, BRIAN…. Is all I hear all night long. I need this, I need that. I am tired. Its starts again all over tomorrow. I have nothing really funny to say. Oh Mobile is becoming famous for a fantastic news report where apparently a whole bunch of people are reporting they see Leprechauns in a tree out in a (nice looking) neighborhood. A must see with a unbelievably realistic artist rendering and some jackass who thinks he owns a Leprechaun’s flute. I love the guy at the end who “only wants the gold” probably to finish capping his entire grill. There’s a woman who knows for sure that it’s a crackhead who got some bad crack, she knows from experience!!
Here's the link... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8&search=leprechaun

Almost There...

I have been running around crazy. Someone said to me, "I can't believe how much stuff you have to do to open a resteraunt!" Yup, there's alotta shit you have to do. I just want to thank all of the state agencies who take a challenging event, such as starting a business and turns it into an event that will age you 10 years. Thanks for the aging!! I think I found a grey hair...

Louisiana...Again! (Baton Rouge)

On the road, once again. I have a feeling I've got a couple more of these trips ahead of me. Baton Rouge this time. I wasn't really there long enough to give an accurate discription. The staff, nice LSU students. The town shitty on the outside nice in the middle. The people, good and bad, has a lot of refugees from New Orleans. You know how I feel about that. (Please just wait around, don't go and actually try to make your life better, wait till you can't wait any more and keep bitchin' about waiting, and how noone's helping, and wait. The evenings, understaffed, not prepared for busy nights. Me.. irratated because I have to talk to a ton of irrate guests because we weren't prepared for a busy night and I have to fix problems caused by decisions not made by me. Conclusion = Staff for expected busy nights. I mean Shit, my store isn't even open yet and I still read the email that said "staff heavy for busy days after christmas, be prepared." Hey I have an idea, maybe we should read and follow our emails. Noooo!! They're just there for sending each other pics of our dogs miserably dressed in halloween costumes and then laughing until milk shoots out of our nose. (milk can also be substituted by beer, but that stings.)

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays

I hope everyone has a fantastic Christmas. I've had the best day so far. Gotta go and listen to my new Video Ipod while playing Xbox360... Yes I am bragging!! Yes I am spoiled, but I spoil. I'm going to have a kid one day so I can whip their ass in Madden. Merry Christmas All!!

Merry Redlights and Happy Traffic Times!

It's Christmas time. Like you didn't know! I love the traffic around Mobile. I'm going to try to get a picture of it, I'm just to scared to take my hands off of the wheel while I'm driving. It'll have to be when I'm stopped which is pretty much the whole time, so I should be able to get a shit-load of them. The urban planners, city engineers really have their heads up their ass. I've only ever seen traffic like this before near large cities, places like D.C. and New York. Their is one major difference, those cities host like 2 to 3 million people. Mobile population= 300,000. Whats wrong this. It's not just rush hour, It's not just because it's christmas time, it doesn't help, but it's all the time. It takes me over thirty minutes to go about 2 miles down the road. By the time I'm at my destination, I'm all white knuckles and I've lost a little hair. I actually once thought traffic in Tallahassee was bad, until I moved here. Oh, how I long for that beautiful stretch of road with just 10 cars on it! Oh and how the hell do some of these people afford gas. Shit, gas casts more then some of the cars they're in. That's kinda like a guy I know, 250,000 thousand dollar car parked in a 150,000 house. And they're the worst drivers out there... I guess they don't have to worry about their car. Well, I've waited long enough and procrastinated, now I'm going to the mall tonight, probably the worst night to go and buy a few more items on the list. Wish me luck...I'm going to need it.

Black Friday = Crazy People

Excuse me sir, when your done standing on my head do you think you could hand me my wig?
Has anyone seen the video where all of these people rush (riot) into walmart the day after thanksgiving? They start knocking each other over, pushing and shoving. Then some fall down and they step on them to get into walmart. One woman falls over and her wig flies across the floor. She's in pain, people are stepping on her and kicking her and the first thing she does is reach out and grab for her wig. "my reebs sho' hurt, I hope noone can see me bald heed" Girl, we just broadcast it around the world!
I can't believe people, how can someone go nuts because the are selling an item 3 dollars cheaper then they do normally any other day! Do you think the twenty dollars Wig Lady would have saved is worth the pain and embarressment she now faces. I betcha she wishes she stayed home and had leftover turkey! Do we blame the -Marts for creating this hysteria, by discounting crappy items hoping it would confuse shoppers into compulse-buying 10 other items marked up. Or do we blame the media who have hyped up this day recently so much they pray and drool for a shopping riot to break out so they can set up camaras and win 5 seconds of higher ratings. I blame them both, the retailers add to the pandemonium by having special hours and savings (thank god I bought this the day after Thankgiving- I saved a whole two bucks on the barbie my 5 year-old wants and will throw away in two months), and the media for setting up camara in the seediest places in the US in hopes of catching people who have waited in line 12 hours for the tickle-my-privates-while-saying-my-name-Elmo to pull weapons out and blow everyone away because the store only received three of them!! Silly Bastards...
Screw Thanksgiving, everyone grab your wigs and hurry up, we gots' to wait in line.. K-Marts opening early(wait a minute they're open 24 hours aren't they?) Shoot, they fooled us again this year!
Have fun everyone. I'm doing all my shopping on-line again this year. Happy Holidays!!

Hiring center NOW OPEN

Sorry Dude. (with the gold grill...teeth) Can't hire you as a Host. Nope sorry can't hire you. Have a nice day.
Great life decision man.