Black Friday = Crazy People

Excuse me sir, when your done standing on my head do you think you could hand me my wig?
Has anyone seen the video where all of these people rush (riot) into walmart the day after thanksgiving? They start knocking each other over, pushing and shoving. Then some fall down and they step on them to get into walmart. One woman falls over and her wig flies across the floor. She's in pain, people are stepping on her and kicking her and the first thing she does is reach out and grab for her wig. "my reebs sho' hurt, I hope noone can see me bald heed" Girl, we just broadcast it around the world!
I can't believe people, how can someone go nuts because the are selling an item 3 dollars cheaper then they do normally any other day! Do you think the twenty dollars Wig Lady would have saved is worth the pain and embarressment she now faces. I betcha she wishes she stayed home and had leftover turkey! Do we blame the -Marts for creating this hysteria, by discounting crappy items hoping it would confuse shoppers into compulse-buying 10 other items marked up. Or do we blame the media who have hyped up this day recently so much they pray and drool for a shopping riot to break out so they can set up camaras and win 5 seconds of higher ratings. I blame them both, the retailers add to the pandemonium by having special hours and savings (thank god I bought this the day after Thankgiving- I saved a whole two bucks on the barbie my 5 year-old wants and will throw away in two months), and the media for setting up camara in the seediest places in the US in hopes of catching people who have waited in line 12 hours for the tickle-my-privates-while-saying-my-name-Elmo to pull weapons out and blow everyone away because the store only received three of them!! Silly Bastards...
Screw Thanksgiving, everyone grab your wigs and hurry up, we gots' to wait in line.. K-Marts opening early(wait a minute they're open 24 hours aren't they?) Shoot, they fooled us again this year!
Have fun everyone. I'm doing all my shopping on-line again this year. Happy Holidays!!